EDITOR’S DESK: Former President, Goodluck Jonathan, Dancing Shaku Shaku In Otuoke, By Salisu Abdulai

By Post Nigeria May 20, 2018 21:38

EDITOR’S DESK: Former President, Goodluck Jonathan, Dancing Shaku Shaku In Otuoke, By Salisu Abdulai

  • Nigerians massively vote in Muhammadu Buhari as President, in the 2015 general elections – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • President Muhammadu Buhari takes several months to appoint the likes of Rotimi Amaechi, Audu Ogbeh, Lai Mohammed, others, as Ministers in his Federal Cabinet – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • President Muhammadu increases fuel price from N80 to N145 per litre – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Dollar increases from N200 per $1, to N360 per $1 – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Food prices massively skyrocket in markets nationwide – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Multiple international companies pack up and exit Nigeria, amidst the new tough economic unfriendly environment – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Millions of Nigerians lose their jobs, as companies could no longer afford to pay salaries, due to the bad economy and recession – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Senate President, Bukola Saraki, gets dragged to the Code of Conduct Tribunal, CCT, for false assets declaration, disgraced before the entire world – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • President Muhammadu Buhari abandons the bad healthcare in Nigeria, relocates to England for months, for first class treatment – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • President Muhammadu Buhari’s wife, Aisha, declares that her husband’s Presidency has been hijacked by “Cabals” in Aso Rock – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • The President Muhammadu Buhari administration declares Operation Python Dance on the South-East, proscribes IPOB as a terrorists group, for seeking secession, with its Leader, Nnamdi Kanu, missing till date – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Journalists get arrested, intimidated and locked up for daring to write against the President Muhammadu Buhari administration – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Fulani herdsmen takeover from boko haram, continue to make endless record breaking killings around the country – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Former Presidents, Olusegun Obasanjo and Ibrahim Babangida, declare publicly against President Muhammadu Buhari – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • President Muhammadu Buhari declares to the international community that Nigerian youths are lazy – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • The very outspoken Senator Dino Melaye gets dealth with by the President Muhammadu Buhari administration – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Senate Mace gets stolen in broad daylight in a very smooth operation, disgracing Nigeria before the whole world, with no single arrest made – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • The Inspector-General of Police refuses to honour a series of the Senate’s invitation, and receives silent powerful backing from the Presidency – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.
  • Senate President, Bukola Saraki, gets linked to series of murder cases and other cultists activities – Goodluck Jonathan dancing shaku shaku in Otuoke.

Salisu Abdulai is the Editor-in-Chief, Post-Nigeria, and can be reached on [email protected] or [email protected]

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